Give your
ex worms.
Why? Because f*** em'
You tell us where to send them, we don't ask why. Ruin someone's day.
Superworms disguised as luxurious gift.
Your villain arc starts here.
#homelander
live worms
disguised packaging
ships in 24h
100% anonymous
Questions
Who is this for? ▾
Ex partners. Annoying coworkers. That neighbor. Your best friend who absolutely has this coming. Anyone, really.
What exactly am I sending? ▾
It's a jar. Professionally labeled. Very convincing. Also full of live worms. You see where this is going.
Will they know it's from me? ▾
No. There is no return address, no receipt, no identifying information. Completely anonymous. "Some men just want to watch the world burn." -- Someone from some movie
Are the worms alive when they arrive? ▾
Yes. Superworms are exceptionally hardy and survive transit well. And yes, they are repulsive...perfect.
Is this legal? ▾
Yes. Superworms are a federally permitted feeder insect with no shipping restrictions across all 50 states. This is a novelty gag gift, not a weapon. Probably...
How long does shipping take? ▾
Orders ship within 24 hours via USPS. Delivery is typically 2–5 business days depending on location.